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Two minutes? First we need to get through half an hour of black-and-white flashbacks that are supposed to pass for character development, or worse, a full episode of the further adventures of Carol, Morgan, and the Knights that Say Ni.

season 2 of DD is garbage...I need more JJ

If you have a relationship that requires no privacy at all, and these apps help, cool. But you’re not using them the same as she is above. Your use case is a far better justification. Hers is built on paranoia and neuroses. Yours is an easier way to figure out timing. You’re not freaking out because there was a

Nah, these aren’t ridiculous. My wife and I can track each other, which saves the need to call each other. I can see where she is with the kids without having to stop her from doing whatever she is doing (like driving...with my children, or ice skating, holding their hands...). its just easier for me to see, ok, she

Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Kerry Glen told the AP that the reason is Reyes’ wife isn’t cooperating.

In completely unrelated and inexplicable news, the Mets just hired Moises Alou as a personal coach for Matt Harvey.

Now this is a story all about how
My knee got flipped turned upside-down...

I’m the best at this.

Elektra isn’t even a dumpster fire of a movie; a dumpster fire would have a more coherent plot than Elektra.

No.

[requests trade to Mets]

No one can smear Pap’s image quite like Pap himself.

“After a judge ruled on Friday that Kesha is contractually bound to producer Dr. Luke”

Leave Sly and the family alone.

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!

Don’t listen to her. She’s just trying to steer you toward eating square hamburgers.

Ryan Gosling better avoid you too, just to be safe.

Yes, if they talk down to someone who likes a plain omelette. Yes, if they look down their nose at the person with the sensible commuter vehicle. No, I’m not sure what you’re talking about with that third one. You’re missing a noun.