That’s right. I’ve always said I don’t want to die at work, but if I do, since I’m a bus driver, I hope everyone continues without me.

As a large man, I learned long, long ago that gravity is my enemy when a branch broke and I landed, back first on a tree root in my friend’s back yard. So now I do all my climbing never.

Never climb alone.

“UFC Moron” may very well be the most redundant term in existence today.

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I would assume it’s because, like a lot of other celebrities that know Allen (and Farrow) well, like Diane Keaton, as well as Mia Farrow’s OWN SON Moses, they believe Mia planted the idea of abuse by Allen in that poor kid Dylan’s mind. Her own son believes this, and Dylan did claim that no abuse occurred in her…

That’s because the only accusation that *ever* came up for him was during a nasty custody fight in an era where child abuse was the go to strategy. It is not part of a pattern of multiple accusations that everyone currently in the news is facing. When it only one kid who was arguably coached by her mother, there is…

I work at McD’s and I can tell you that that isn’t mold. It’s mostly excess lube. Further, that piece it made to collect the lube and doesn’t touch the food. I agree that it looks dirty but it’s quite normal. In our machine that piece always looks like that at the end of a busy day (and after that we clean it and the…

I would happily pay more taxes so that veterans receive the mental and physical care they need after they return, because I am done having to fawn over every single veteran like they are George Washington. We went from spitting on soldiers who were drafted in Vietnam, which was disgusting, to fawning over every…

There’s no doubt he gets cut. If there’s one thing the NFL has always been clear on it’s that they have a hard moral line about domestic violence that cannot be crossed by 30 year old third stringers at a position where the team’s depth is ok.

Sting, one of Flair’s greatest rivals

How about a helmet that’s 4 feet in diameter: the outer layer is a lexan bowl with an air-tight rubber neck seal. The outer layer is joined to the next innermost layer (layer 2) by thousands of semi-rigid plastic anchors (none in areas that would obscure player’s view).

“...improv-based free-range comedy troupe.”

Easy there Guffman

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

It’s always reassuring when someone tells me “not worry about the gun.”

His lawyer told him to plead the fifth, but he already drank it

Oy vey, what a chutzpah this guy is. If Eli Manning had “jew luck”, do you really think he’d be such a shlemiel? This meshugener is full of bubke; Eli’s a goy if I ever saw one.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.