Oy vey, what a chutzpah this guy is. If Eli Manning had “jew luck”, do you really think he’d be such a shlemiel? This meshugener is full of bubke; Eli’s a goy if I ever saw one.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Please stop these needless inflammatory attacks on Seagal, so we can return our rapt attention to his authoritative views on what it takes to be a patriotic American.

I’ve seen that look before. Legs fidgeting as he makes the statement, head cocking erratically from side to side, permanent ice grill. That is not a joke; that’s the body language of a dude who’ll be waiting for you in the alley behind the concert venue after you stepped on his shoes by mistake.

Gloria Allred has done more for woman’s and civil rights than you ever will.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.

“heh, that’s cute.”

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Love him way better than the last coach.

I doubt Ted Cruz would ever hobnob with “Hollywood Elites”

While I don’t doubt one second that talent agencies would blacklist people for speaking out against Weinstein or other Big League Hollywood Predators, how do we know she wasn’t blacklisted for simply being Courtney Love?

Dude’s pretty much a bodybuilder. We’re talking about a guy that can probably put his entire fist through a man’s skull before that man’s head has a chance to move backwards from the impact.

There have got to be better ways of making money than a weeks long effort to get your ass beat by one of the largest men on Earth.

Lifetime Columbus, Ohio resident/Buckeye fan and I just stopped by to say no one here likes him either. A radio host made a joke on twitter about him and he cried so hard they fired they guy. Then Herbie moved out of Columbus saying that the fans here sucked.

They’re beating the shit out of each other for money and entertainment (for somebody). Are you really worried about health?

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

If this is ok now I think the Minneapolis U13 girls’ soccer league owes me an apology.