I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

Newsflash to the people of and around New York:

Oof

Comp sci and math? Shoot for once. Not once a week, just once. Anything above that is gravy.

He was always a monster, there were clues

I won’t know how to feel about this until Curt Schilling weighs in.

Just more globalist agenda being pushed by the Rothschilds.

There hasn’t been an American who looked at the British with envy since...well, ever, really.

Covfefe

Within an hour, the President of the United States had tweeted, “Gun control would not prevent stampede in Italy! Pass my travel ban! Did I say ‘ban’? Tell the Supreme Court it’s not a ban! Vote for Theresa May! She agrees with me!”

Well, on the plus side, a black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

for his dimentia.

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

Own what? I’m a woman who happens to like sports and a lot of the writers here, but finds many of the commenters blandly (in that ultimately they’re just circle jerking to each other’s mediocre dad jokes) but tiresomely sexist.

Deadpsin commenters: I hope she’s paid pennies and knows she’s worthless, and also that she stops forcing me to pay attention to her and her inferior sportsing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always have plenty of dick pics like this to gross people out who go snooping:

You forgot sexually harassing the models. That was one of Bob Barkers favorites 

Your commment was generally odd. And given that there aren’t means of evaluating the crossfit rankings, that phrase in particularly is a bit funny.

Tears of rage as he remembered that other people would be enshrined with him on that day, and that the 8th grade coach who relegated him to B-team somehow escaped the car bomb explosion.