I love Tyson but he’s not even a top 5 heavyweight, let alone top at all weights.

I beg to differ. One of his A ball teammates is Milton Ramos who was drafted in the 3rd round of the 2014 draft and paid a bonus of $750,000. The Mets obviously looked at this kid and thought there was a player there. Ramos sports a .555 in 585 plate appearances in A ball. Tebow’s is .648.

My first paragraph was a response to the comment “But, he’s not a better baseball player than the kid he’s around”, not an argument for his promotion. He is a better ball player than many of the kids he’s around. And all of them have been playing affiliated ball for a lot longer than he has.

I’m not a Tebow fan. But I do think that very few people could play only 2 years of high school baseball and then pick up the game 10 years later and play at a level where they are not clearly the worst player on an affiliated minor league baseball team.

By just about any offensive metric you look at Tebow is better than about 30% the players in A ball right now. That’s not too bad for a guy who hasn’t played the game for 8 years or so. And, he’s a better baseball player than Michael Jordan.

This guy can’t catch a break. He has to play for the Mets. He doesn’t get to play the position he wants. And he has to answer to Ass Dribble.

You can leave everything unprotected when you hand me your phone full of inane, meaningless photos I never asked to see anyway.

I had no idea that the Price is Right is still on the air. And I was stunned to find out that it’s not hosted by a taxidermied Bob Barker. When did Bob hang it up?

There is a far greater chance that I get killed by the Wyatt Earp wannabe assclown whose holstered Glock bumped against my arm...as I put ranch on my salad at the Jason’s Deli salad bar on Sunday than a radical Islamist.

I used to be puzzled why people thought Derek Jeter was such a great leader and man. And then I realized that the person he most reminds me of is Chauncey Gardiner and then I understood.

“It’s impossible to gauge Floyd’s chin because he’s never been hit...”