By just about any offensive metric you look at Tebow is better than about 30% the players in A ball right now. That’s not too bad for a guy who hasn’t played the game for 8 years or so. And, he’s a better baseball player than Michael Jordan.

This guy can’t catch a break. He has to play for the Mets. He doesn’t get to play the position he wants. And he has to answer to Ass Dribble.

You can leave everything unprotected when you hand me your phone full of inane, meaningless photos I never asked to see anyway.

I had no idea that the Price is Right is still on the air. And I was stunned to find out that it’s not hosted by a taxidermied Bob Barker. When did Bob hang it up?

I used to be puzzled why people thought Derek Jeter was such a great leader and man. And then I realized that the person he most reminds me of is Chauncey Gardiner and then I understood.

“It’s impossible to gauge Floyd’s chin because he’s never been hit...”