Exactly what his hookers exclaim when getting boned by this blobfish theocratic dick whistle.

Sir, what time did you stop drinking?

Not to mention, he was listening to the trial version of Sirius XM where they repeatedly say “Imagine how this would be with no commercials?!” over and over again

At least for the last guy, sure.

I guess I just think on a deeper level than you do.

Potentially all of them!

Their address is www.indystar.com. 

That’s not poker.

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.

(Bernie. Bernie took Michigan)

Names of bail bondsmen?

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

If his parents never signed him up for Pop Warner, he wouldn’t have been in a position to be hit illegally.

To be fair to the Nazis they almost won and then no one would ever be upset with killing Jews

No. That’s what the rule about not being able to hit a guy before he catches the ball is for.

I honestly didn’t read Diana’s piece that way.

And then you sexed their daughter?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I was fully expecting a plot twist after sentence 3.