When We First Met You Were Just a Kid, an autobiography, by Mark Sanchez.

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

As a proud Towson graduate, I believe I speak on behalf of all alumni when I say “We have a swim team?”

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

Rousey is without question the most overrated fighter in the history of the world. The UFC got into womens fighting a few years after they should have. They strapped her up put her in make up and have rolled out the job squad ever since. While having her be the face of the league. She is the epitomy of a TV champion…

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

You can stop trying so hard, Missouri. You already got into the SEC.

Hey, guess what? Abdullah: not on our team. Beat him. Chaudry: not on our team. We beat him. Okoye? Sorry, guys, not on our team. But we beat that guy, too!

“And yet, women still do more housework than men”

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

So the Royals pitchers are “Surly little shits” and “Thugs” when they throw at guys, but this motherfucker is labeled as “Keeping the Met’s alive.”

Are you fucking kidding me? Herrera was fucking skewered for throwing a ball 2 fucking feet behind Brett Lawrie, which people labeled as the “head area,” and this wanna-be…

Was he followed by 12 co-workers?

He hadn’t shown sufficient leadership at that point.

Irreversible and Enter the Void are incredibly powerful, and will stay with you forever.

He was probably just there to pick up all the toys Tim Kurkjian made.

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

Why is Randle taking a shit on the field?

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