As we all know, it was mostly Somalis who attacked the World Trade Center and Pentagon. I’m glad Trump is finally keeping us safe.

“You can’t just skip a pick of the NFL draft, sir.”

We’re done here.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

I’m trying to figure out the joke that makes infinitesimally mean something other than what it does.

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

And sometimes with one another.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

Subsequent generation kills anyone who isn’t a robot monkey jesus worshiper...

“it’s like déjà vu all over again” comments real jesus, remembering the humans not so fondly.

I tried to listen to the podcast but the buffering was too bad, slow, and dumb.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

No, the clit is real. It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth.

I will never understand why hockey fans give a shit about a player’s ability to fight. It’s like placing some importance on a left tackle’s ability to play beer pong.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

That only makes it better..bonus points if a testicle or two grazed a forehead

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

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