At least for the last guy, sure.

I guess I just think on a deeper level than you do.

Potentially all of them!

Their address is www.indystar.com. 

That’s not poker.

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.

(Bernie. Bernie took Michigan)

Names of bail bondsmen?

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

If his parents never signed him up for Pop Warner, he wouldn’t have been in a position to be hit illegally.

To be fair to the Nazis they almost won and then no one would ever be upset with killing Jews

No. That’s what the rule about not being able to hit a guy before he catches the ball is for.

I honestly didn’t read Diana’s piece that way.

And then you sexed their daughter?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

I was fully expecting a plot twist after sentence 3.

There’s a 90% chance that last sentance didn’t happen.

The stories are supposed to be about when celebrities are dicks. Not when your a dick to a celebrity.

In college, Newt Gingrich came to my school to speak. He visited my class, which focused on the UN and the history of NGOs and IGOs. We got into a discussion about Iran and he rambled on about how they hate us because they hate modernity. I raised my hand to point out that there is probably still asked degree of…