Hot take. They wanted to leave a cash tip but only had a $10 bill on them so they put a dollar on the card to get them to 20%. Then they either forgot to leave the tenner or another customer snatched it off the table.

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

a black woman.

Thank you I’m so glad someone here understands.

Dunning-Kruger is a helluva drug.

The worse thing to happen to Dan Snyder is that Skins fans are apathetic.

Look, I don't know what kind of comments you're expecting on this, but it's the end of 2018 and schadenfreude is all I have left.

I’m talking about my nephew.

The New Jersey State Interscholastic Athletic Association might as well just ask who to write the check to.  

Someone please ID him...Someone please ID him...Someone please ID him...
 

Waiting on Twitter to identify this goon like

Thanks for these kind words and the read, Jason!

Thank you so much! Fun fact: That PR person actually wasn’t there and never met me.

Yeah, brushing off safety/interview-transparency concerns like what was... an interesting choice. We weren’t too thrilled. Thanks for reading! 

Full disclosure, too: Patrick and Ballaban waited until I was home to tell me about this email, which was a great call, and I wrote the narrative of this story on the plane back, so I wasn’t ANGRY WRITING this—it was a later addition.

Seriously, it’s a minor miracle you made it out of there alive. I would have noped the fuck out of there during the practice sessions, forget the actual race. Great write-up though, it’s always nice to read solid long-form content.

I hope your Geely rep is reading this article and reading how sexist and prejudiced the below quote was.

No forgiveness for Chef Boyardee.

In race for survival you have just only one competitor, death. Congratulations on getting first place of not being killed! This was a terrifying read.

I like those.