How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Straight outa Compton

Fine people on all sides. All sides.

I bet his lawyers struggled with that too. Hard to successfully defend someone who won’t stfu and has that....face.  

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.

Mann became the first female mayor of Middletown

Did you just assume their gender?

I am literally here for this comment section.

adding that the organizer unexpectedly asked him to make a few remarks, according to KREM.

random girls will want to have sex with you

Fake news. Gravity is just a theory.

Fuck. This is beautiful.

So she would just have you throw away perfectly good pig heads? (To be fair, one of my best friends almost friend-divorced me over this.)

I disagree.

If I came home with this my wife would literally murder me. Then she would divorce me, just to be safe.

He’s the real MVP for banning Crossfit Cultists tho

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

Hey - lots of workplaces closed for Ronald Reagan. They just never reopened…