Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

I’ll fight you.

I’m sorry you’ve been wrong all these years, pal.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

shit.

I’m afraid you have to. There’s really no other option.

Sir, your logic and reasoning has no place here. Begone!

The magic pill to being underwater? Keep the car you don’t like anymore and you wanted to trade in, keep paying down the loan, and eventually you will have paid off the note. It is called being a responsible adult.

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

I like diarrhea better than being stung to death by thousands of wasps, but they’re both bad. Diarrhea isn’t good when you’re surrounded by mean ol’ wasps. It’s still diarrhea.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

let’s start a website

mom pls dont do this

I doubt it was targeted harassment of her. If it were, the cop would have stopped her for an airtight reason, like speeding 2 miles over the limit. He probably wouldn’t have sputtered for a reason either- he’d tell her straight up why he stopped.

I am willing to have a conversation and go deeper on the who what when where and why I believe and/or what you believe too, it goes both ways.

Yeah, not enough white representation out there.

She gave me her heart and I sent her a dick.

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