Thank you for correcting this oversight, and placing Samoas on their rightful throne.

Do kippers/sardines next. There’s some real variety there.

Bacon wrap it?

I love an extreme food, but that burger just doesn’t seem well thought out. The bun is gonna get soggy and hard to handle even BEFORE you drown it in sauces. Brisket and pulled ribs are going to be too texturally similar. Jalapeno sausage is going to be heavy on the grease right next to bacon, and there’s nothing to…

My vegetarian girlfriend has tried the Impossible Burger at a few places, and as a meat eater I give it a solid 4/5. It is not a great burger. It is also better than a poorly made one. It sits right about Wendy’s or Red Robin. It’s not going to take home any trophies, but it’s acceptable in most cases, especially…

This is the typical GOP train of thought. Problem->First Answer That Jumps To Mind->DONE. THERE IS NO OTHER INFORMATION THAT CAN CHANGE MY MIND I THOUGHT OF THE ANSWER ALL BY MYSELF LALALALALALALA->Jail/Resignation/Divorce/Mission Accomplished

You can make an all crust cobbler, but it involves a new As Seen On TV Baker’s Edge pan, which is some 40 dollar bullshit.

I escaped Montana and moved to Spokane, soooooo... it’s all relative.

As somebody who’s been rocking a lesbian female best friend for a solid 20 years now, it’s unfortunate, but that insecurity tends to lead to an ultimatum. And people who issue ultimatums about the support structure you’ve built your life around aren’t particularly healthy for you.

She may actually be the closest thing to a qualified hairdresser here. Spokane is REAL white.

What’s great is you can kind of run them in any of the 3 systems, it just depends on what overall vibe you’re going for. And the framework underneath them stays the same, so if you’ve ever played any PbtA game, it’s super easy to jump into another one.

Under the subheading of Dungeon World, there’s a whole bunch of alternative games that the same basic ruleset (Powered by the Apocalypse) in different genres. There’s a trio of them that tackle the same subject matter in very different ways.

I cannot confirm it, but I’ve heard from several sources that after he dumped her, she put his hose through his mail slot and turned it on.

Some of the edibles are like that too. Half of them are just... off. Others really nail it. Which is kind of terrible when you find a REALLY delicious chocolate and you can only have one.

A lot of them are just adding concentrates to a drink without much thought to taste since they’ll still sell. Think off brand energy drinks. Not undrinkable, just... not good.

Kettlehouse Cold Smoke, get you some.

Jojos and a BBQ burrito from a gas station are road trip staples in this part of the world.

Thank you, state that I live in, for enforcing a bare minimum of human decency.

Fun fact, the secret ingredient to hawaiian mac salad is tossing the noodles with apple cider vinegar before adding anything else. It changes the whole dish.

Nope, North Idaho. And the manager got preggo and stopped working after 8pm so... yep.