Pita Pit has the added benefit of almost always being placed in the middle of a college bar district. Even the drivers get tipped in beer and weed, some of which is then traded to the in-store people for a share of the tip jar.

They’re called lies.

I think you forgot Shame On A.

As someone who’s worked that shift at a Pita Pit, and been to that particular establishment myself, there’s a pretty strong chance that every single person in the store, employee and customer alike are in an altered state of mind.

As a Montana native, I would just like to thank the Far Cry developers for capturing the true spirit of Montana.

It’s also honoring one of the great songs of the last century. There’s a reason it’s covered so frequently, and why it can still make you tear up no matter who’s singing it.

Wal-Mart is a little more aggressive... in that they have dedicated people that call the police so they’ll be waiting when the attempted shoplifting occurs. Because employees do not touch customers unless absolutely neccessary.

You’re totally correct, but back here in the real world shit happens and people have bills to pay.

Think outside the box! Cover the inside of your backpack with odd magazines! Back issues of Cat Fancy can’t be that expensive. Or get awkardly inappropriate movie posters!

Okay, it sounds ridiculous, but sous vide setups are getting cheap, and 24 hours makes the best goddamn corned beef you’ve ever had.

This should be filed under Stopped Clock, too.

The Wendy’s Twitter has definitely gone downhill since the primary social media manager behind it quit, but they’re still head and shoulders above most corporate twitter accounts.

I have had surprisingly good luck with the 6 support troll comp when people are being dumb.

Can GMG put in a FIOA request on the album? Maybe to... verify they’ve actually seized something worth 2 million? Or something? You’ve got lawyers, put them to work.

Turns out, both of the good chinese restaurants here are on that list, so they’re already getting my money.

It’s multiplatform and more of a chat room client than 1 on 1 messaging like Lync/Skype. It keeps a record of history that’s searchable by anybody who joins instead of being lost to time or recorded on individual machines.

It’s IRC for companies.

It’s old, but still perfect.