Any LS7 Corvette Z06, or any LS engine for that matter. They sound divine, especially with the exhaust valves open. Skip to 24s for auralgasm, embedding with a specific time isn't working.

I agree with where you're going, but I doubt the GT-R is tough to drive, AWD and flappy paddles kind of makes it do what it can regardless of driver skill to a point.

No H/T to Porsche, Patrick?

If she was 80, I'd imagine tanks crashing into housing was nothing new.

I didn't put any words into your mouth, that'd be a straw man. I read your wall of text, and summarized key points in order to reach a definitive reason that I disagreed with it. For example: I drive a small turbocharged midengined Japanese car, and detest NASCAR. I still find your generalizations to be incorrect,…

My many years with the english language has given me the power of interpretation.

>Implying Americans only love big muscle and drag strips

Jalopnik stickers are unicorns. I design my own.

Getting myself killed while I'm out riding by an inattentive driver. I almost experienced this one first hand, but I was lucky. Constant paranoia is all I have to protect me.

Wallpaper sized finally, I love you Okulski. I think I'm going to get it in lime green just to be obnoxious.

Orlove doesn't seem to mind.

Orlove's smile looks a bit forced....

I've been designing custom Jalopnik logo liveries, for those that may happen to be interested. All you have to do is ask.

With slouched shoulders like that, I'd have to agree.

I've been making them myself, if anyone is interested. Posted in the forum that shall not be spoken of a few weeks ago.

C'mon, where are the big versions? Daddy wants some new wallpaper.

Is it bad if that piece of information puts these on my yawn list?

This guy did something pretty cool though, I'm happy to see him off the hook. Maybe he was just trying to park, and encountered unintended acceleration?

Texas, fuck yeah.

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