Here’s what always gets me. Once the cops find out it’s his own car and that he really wasn’t resisting (but of course they’ll say he was), why would they continue to press charges? That’s such troll behavior.

Dashcams are important.* If you can get one that can link to a cellphone for upload to the cloud, even better.

Perhaps most impressive is that while Kobe was putting up -.3 at 37, Jordan put up 2.3 and 2.4 at 38 and 39 on the Wizards.

If we’re being honest, this whole thing pushed her career forward faster than ever.

QB Prospect: I’m really interested in having the opportunity to be drafted by your organization. I think the Dolphins provide the right environment for me to grow as a quarterback.

Might need to order a crease and desist order for that one.

Gawker is going to Docker your pay for starting pun threads like this.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Jesus, why does Gay have to be so flamboyant?

Still a better defender than James Harden.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

+ 1 (k)

Most years the ACC is a weaker conference than then SEC, but I dunno about this year.

I know it’s taken as a given in college football circles that Jimbo Fisher would want the LSU job, but... WHY would Jimbo Fisher want that job? He’s among the top paid coaches in the country, in a talent-rich state, at a program well-positioned to regularly compete for a national title.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Geeezus... that guy is 23?! Looks like father-time had also been giving him a regular beating as well.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.