And the Lord answered yes my son for the baby boomers will collectively shit their pants with every dance and their precious children’s eyes will be burned from their skulls.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder most racist things I’ve ever read.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder things I’ve ever read.

You are not an idiot, sir. Stay strong.

I’m trying like hell to get my two year old to say “ice cold” when I ask her what’s cooler than cool. My wife thinks I’m an idiot

Missionary.

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

Actually it’s worse. The 3 witnesses who testified not to be drunk were actually state witnesses and upon cross examination by the defense all agreed that Cook did not hit the alleged victim.

Yes, it is a shock that the prosecution tried using a fake Twitter account as evidence of a crime and it didn't pan out for her. Shock!!

No, it doesn't fit with the narrative that fsu is a cesspool of immorality and depravity. I mean, that's what it will remain regardless of outcome, but god forbid they actually let the judicial system run its course like people want. His acquittal just makes people angry or further believe that fsu players are above…

Love how the drunk accuser has unquestionable credibility with you, but another sworn witness who the prosecution was unable to impeach, is automatically part of a vast pro-football conspiracy. That’s intellectually honest.

It took a jury of 4 men and 2 women 25 minutes to acquit. Is it even in the realm of possibility that the accuser was full of shit?

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…

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The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

I was pretty turned off by the hour long assembly he held just to announce what lunch table he was sitting at.

If you think Chrissy or any of her friends were going to give their prospective doormat ANYTHING for his trouble had he said yes... rationality is beyond you.

well done. I appreciate you writing this so I didn't end up trying to take it on and do a worse job.