You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Here he is taking no crap from Novak

As someone who worked in a call center there's a difference between being mad and profanity and personal attacks. She totally deserved that 3rd code violation.  1st one is debateable.

Oh look, two golf carts.

Ok, how about pheasants instead?

Hotter take: Black Panther was a bad movie and nobody wants to say it.

I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR.

More people can dunk.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

I beat it, and it remains one of the biggest achievements of my life. Mind you, I make 41 on Saturday, I own a house, am saving money for retirement, have a healthy 8 year old that I helped deliver, am a federal law enforcement officer, survived a divorce and get along really well with my ex, and I still think that…

Here’s a Porsche/VW 914 with 2JZ internals.

Should be easy to find out if it’s him. It’s clearly an Ariel photograph.

Heh, it’s in catcher’s locker

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Honest question: can someone please explain why this thing has to be connected to wifi?

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.