John Williams was pretty darn good as well. Annnnd Leia in the bikini.

A seminal moment in U.S. history. Liberals and conservatives brought together. Trump kneels during performance. And Twitter imploded.

Seminal moment in U.S. history. Conservatives and Liberals found common ground, Trump knelt, and Twitter imploded.

Singing about that D.

Ha! I can’t decide if you’re trolling or not. You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. The talent pool for potential dong smashers is absolutely miniscule compared to potential dunkers. You have to have elite strength, gobs of technique, explosiveness and superb hand eye coordination. I won 2 state…

Michael fucking Jordan struggled to consistently hit minor league pitching..... I should stop there but I can’t because I’m shocked at how many Deadspin readers (who I view as more sports savvy than the general public) are so clueless. I’d wager generations of my future progeny that a higher percentage of MLB players…

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