Bad boy! Boy! It was buy one get one free and you only got one! And you get the wrong BBQ sauce. Why can't you be the cat? He got me discount on my brakes at the repair shop.

Or is it the first thing we need?

Just throwing this idea out there, but maybe hiring some of these die hard Trump supporters to protect the president? Think about it. Give them the chance to actually protect America. They will love it! And I'm not talking about the "I Voted Trump Crowd". I want the ones with Trump Tattoos. The ones with who say FAKE…

No

"Dear Daddy, I can no longer stand by anymore and watch you destroy this once great office with your childish antics. As such, I am resigning as your son. Sincerely Barron Trump"
"PS: I'm taking the racecar bed and your private video collection with me"

Epilogue by Sean Spicer

Robert E Lee Gonna Cut You Down

Trump with various black people pictures are coming………

I haven't been in a while. Of course being 30 it seems creepy to go back now. That and I can't go back because I got drunk in the ball pit and fought the ticket dude over the pogo stick I wanted.

Danny DeVito as Mr. Spacely?

I saw a movie where it did. Umm. I mean a friend of mine saw it. I would never watch those types of movies.

Your divorced friend used to have triplets. Why do think she just now has twins and 9k? Best 9k I ever spent though.

Millers and Latimers eating together was nice touch.

I just leaked a banned Taxi Cab Confessions they had hidden away. So much blood in this one. And Corey Feldman!

Every day we drift further away from God.

Not a legal one

Damn Garfield books. I knew they were going to cause a rise in profanity.

What do you meme?

I keep getting redirected to whitehouse.gov

Have they ever joked about Homer's level of intelligence? That would be funny.