ME: If you love something set free. If they come back they're yours. AVC I set you free. Stop biting me. Hey, that's my wallet. AVC stop it. I thought we had love. Go away. And take Kinja with you. No that's my mom! Don't take my mom! Just take Kinja!
:::Looks at Kinja for a few minutes:::
ME: Soooooo……you want fuck?

ME: If you love something set free. If they come back they're yours. AVC I set you free. Stop biting me. Hey, that's my wallet. AVC stop it. I thought we had love. Go away. And take Kinja with you. No that's my mom! Don't take my mom! Just take Kinja!
:::Looks at Kinja for a few minutes:::
ME: Soooooo……you want fuck?

:::Looks to the Bright Light as site changes:::: You have won… nothing…

:::Looks to the Bright Light as site changes:::: You have won… nothing…

:::Looks to the Bright Light as site changes:::: You have won… nothing…

It kid of feels like the Rapture. Seeing all the good people disappear and me standing back destroying everything left behind in all my fire and fury to deal with it all.

The AV Club wants you to dance only outside town limits.

ME: I'm going to miss you most of all UI Designer
UI Designer: Apply for the job…
ME: Shhhhh…..Don't ruin the moment.

I'm fine. The fire just burned through the clothes.

Oh gosh. You know, I'm not much on speeches, but it's so gratifying to… leave you wallowing in the mess you've made. You're screwed, thank you, bye.

Guy: "Hey, I just spent money on nothing. Look, it's an empty bag."
Homeless: "You gonna eat that bag?"

Much. You will want to be dead, but it will not let you.

Me too. Me too. Hold me as we drift into darkness.

"I left the breadsticks in the car. I'll be back."

The nun should have asked "were you sent here by the devil?"

That article contains no useful facts. Nothing at all. Nothing at all.

Trump could take a dump on the American Flag and Carlson would call the President a true American and then fund a statue to commemorate the incident.

Who is this Hitler you speak of? I went to public school and they never mentioned him. In fact these history books say between 1939 and 1945, everyone was fine. No World War.

I'm going to wait on this one before bashing the guy. At least till some of the people he had affairs come out of the woodwork.

It's happening now! Oh god. I need to sacrifice something to appease it. Where is that guy from the mail room? It needs to feed.