Put "Extreme" on the can and I might buy it.

That's it! Deals off the table. :::Throws ribbon candy at her forehead::: Oh, Shit. I think I killed her.

What was I think? Thank you for pointing out my stupidly. Vibrators over the fence. That will send a message.

" Hey what's the wifi password again? They don't monitor this right? :::Sounds of Japanese woman crying and moaning::: Man I wish this wasn't a cartoon. Could I create a Octopus Monster? Umm…me? Not enough coverage on the wording of this bill. Lets get a committee on that. Where was I? " …..Mitch McConnell's mike.

I'm sure both sides of this argument with come to a fair and reasonable middle ground. Till then, I will be throwing dildos onto the White House Lawn as an act of protest. The dildos symbolize …….something…I forgot what it was.

We dont need you'r help Russia. We can look like foools on our very own. Thank you very much for you're help tho.

Murder She Wrote the first 3 seasons, but that's as high as we are willing to go.

Ryan Murphy Productions said they would give her a lifetime supply of ribbon candy and a copy of the DVD series as a settlement.

Is this a prelude to the career chip from Futurama?

Yoko Ono is on this list? The only thing that album did was make my dog walk face first into a rotating fan. Also, I know I am throwing away my music cred on this, but no The Donnas?

Once it is trademarked, 10 minutes later someone is going to trademark "The Piss Tape is not Real". Then another person will take "Shut up, The Piss Tape is Real." Then "The Piss Tape is not Real Because you can't prove it". Then "The Piss Tape is Real, Just wait. It's coming". Then "So you want to see The Real Piss…

Why did they leave PornHub out of the mix? I watch a lot of series on that site.

And those who do not want to get chipped should have no fear about being singled out. It might go on your record that you are not a team player and distrust the company. But we are sure you will make the right decision.

I would buy it if I could turn it into a clown brothel.

I wouldn't mock the Salt Lake Comic Con. They have HUGE stars. Last year they were able to get Terri Hatcher's stand-in from the Lois and Clark series.

I have a feeling this is nothing new for the neighbors.

Paulie's robot became a security robot at a shopping complex. Things didn't end well for them.

That's how my parents used to do it. In fact, they still do it to me whenever I visit.

My son can't sit there for 2 1/2 hours. The ushers get mad when I leave him outside the theater for any length of time while I watch my movie.

Where is this soulless sex taking place? I'm asking for a friend.