That's actually one of my fetishes.

I used to play words with friends by myself. People found it sad I was playing with myself. But I heard it is healthy to play with yourself. Right? Right?

"Kirkman said he could have ended the series earlier, but decided not to because" he liked money. Fixed.

10:00 AM Resigns. 10:02 Book Deal. 10:03 Calls for Interviews Coming in. 10:07 Announces new show on Fox News. 10:11 Sex Tape Leaked. 10:14 Trump Tweets Pictures of Sean's dick from tape not knowing the other person in the tape is Trump's Wife. 10:17 Trump admits he knew about the tape prior and was not surprised.…

How about The Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?

You had no plan for Lost! It has been admitted several times that you were making shit up on the fly and trying to be deep a cryptic about every little thing on the show but were just so full of yourself that you couldn't admit you screwed up. "Play this video game, do this hunt, watch this short" all crap you just…

"17 Girls in a Row" by Steel Panther was going to be our slow dance song but she had some issues with it.

Church, cult. Cult, church. So we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?

"I like you watching me". I wonder how he was found guilty in the first place with such a friendly attitude.

For the first 20 minutes of the lunch, Trump was still pretending to be trucker. Kept asking everyone to refer to him as "Big Rig Don".

Good for Ryan! Now he has enough money to purchase that state he has his eye on.

"Jake Paulers are the strongest army out there." KISS Army you heard the challenge. Time to fight.

Maybe it didn't kill itself. Maybe, it was trying to get pennies out of the fountain and died trying. Don't rush to judge.

I heard Christie went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

I don't care about who buys letters. Now the panties I do. I feel like that person might need to be on some sort of watch list.

I want to see the angry press conference where he blames the democrats for everything while wearing a fire helmet.

I want this to bomb so bad, just to see the meltdown which will follow.

American Horror Story: Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they're huge!

What you didn't see is the Four Loko can in background spinning and spinning on it's back as Rush songs are heard from inside the suit.

Please be a pop up book.