"Don't start your business in Pennsylvania" Tommy Chong

And Tigger Too?

You suppose these women are Trapped in a Closet? Ohh stop groaning I know it's a bad joke.

:::Grabs America by head::: Look at what you did! That's a bad America. The Rock, Kid Rock and Caitlyn Jenner all actually might have a shot holding a government position. You just had to go an encourage, them did you?! :::Rubs Americas face in Trump puddle::: See what you did. You are sleeping outside tonight! What's…

The Challenge should really be about ex-reality stars struggling to hold on to their 15 minutes of shame and the sad lengthens they will go to get a paycheck. Oh wait that's already what it is about. My bad.

Surprisingly often. I have issues. I know

Is someone saying negative comments about a movie staring Anna Kendrick? You just don't understand. She is perfect. Aren't you Anna? :::Strokes Pitch Perfect movie poster:::

What I say is "That's a nice turd cutter you got." That's because I'm classy.

You got red on you

Luke Perry and Jennie Garth as the companion?

The first one will be theaters. The second will be a red-box exclusive. The third will premiere after a skinamax movie late at night.

"The show isn't really making money. Nothing to merchandise or make companion shows off of. Really, were losing money here on this show. We can't even sell commercial time. I think you are getting a good deal here Frank." Email from AMC Executive sent from gold jet heading towards a private island fortress.

:::Shows up to radio station with a wagon full of milkshakes and 4 boys::: Oh you know what song I want to hear.

Not a horror but you need to see the director's cut of Bambi. So much blood.

I wrote a follow up. It was called "And some Women are Bat-Shit Crazy and will Kill all your Hopes and Dreams for Fun and are from Jupiter." The title needed work.

"Uhhh. Ben. Quick note on the script. The scene where Batman kills Elektra for ten pages is kind of……wrong. We can't get that charcter for the film and ….well. It gave us nightmares."

Never heard of scotch egg before. Now, I really want one. Like now.

Please paste the following statement in other Emmy comment sections. "The fact that Last Man Standing isn't nominated for any category is further proof of the liberal agenda and to push it's anti-Trump movement". And then get the popcorn and watch the fun begin.

The Ask A Snowflake Anything thread is not doing so hot. Apparently, after visiting them, I found I hate every group possible. I just asked "where is everyone from?" and got 10 replies saying I need to take a woman's studies course .

"There is Dan Aykroyd. Don't make eye contact! If you do I will have listen how they messed up the new Ghostbuster film for a hour."