Jurassic Universe: Attack of the Moon Raptors

It's code for the Russians. He is sending messages to Putin. It's all there. Look at it . It's all related to Pepe Silvia.

So that 12 year girl I'm talking to online could be a guy or a possible younger hacker. Like I need another thing to worry about. Thanks a lot Girl Scouts.

When is the Kanye season coming out?

Mr. Rubio. I feel your pain. Do not let people judge you. I go through this every single time I give a hug. Only they scream when I do it.

I can't wait for the pointless tie-in viral campaign which will have nothing to do with the movie.

Now that broke the internet.

Hey you like the Voice? Sure you do! So we are giving you 3 nights! What's that you say? "Go to hell". Why yes you will be in hell if you miss the Voice on NBC! In fact stick around for our Law and Order: True Crime series which is in no way ripping any other award winning shows concept by simply slapping Law and…

If your asking me this is a batty concept.

I think he did. Have you seen Spicer's beefcake shots?

Here Come the Mallrats

(Takes pacifier out of mouth) Sequel?

"I like to solve puzzle Pat. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN."

I caught him on the Home Shopping Channel last week. He was in Baywatch as Surfer #2. And he will be showing on Better Call Saul as Jimmy's loveable but strung out cousin with a dark secret.

Rant Time (Move Along): I know this on another show, but is anyone else kind of annoyed by the "where is Ofelia" thing they are trying to do the Talking Dead? Stop with this! They are hyping her return too much. I am sure very people are going to be yelling at their screen "Ofelia is back!" as we get a bottle episode…

Steven Baldwin will be there. He will be parking cars. It's okay to tip him as he is currently being paid in chicken fingers.

The writers are already working out how to get her into a bikini or underwear.

Those shirts I think have sold out. I imagine parents buying the shirts forcing their kids to wear them because if they don't then hate Merica.

Is Twerking consider a form of dancing? If so, I have broken the law many times.

You know if put a bunch a drunk guys in a room and told them "come up with a new food combination", this would at the top of list. Just above taco water ice.