In Robert Downey's contract for Spiderman, whenever Iron Man/Tony Stark isn't on screen the other characters should be asking "Where's Iron Man?"

They didn't call Mushmouth to the stand? I thought he would be a great character witness.

We need crazy cat-lady antiheroes films.

The language on the chair read "Chair is not for sitting, but for decoration purposes."

“YES! I will have sex with you”. Me to anyone within the sound of my voice.

Look out for weird comments or seemingly meaningless hashtags? So every comment section on the internet.

What has been left that the other 15 Amityville films haven't said? We gotten to the point where the films don't even have house in it any more. Soon it will The Amityville Car about a car parked across the street during the murders. Wait don't. That's not a pitch its a joke. Why are your writing this down? No I don't…

I know I posted this quote before but it begs repeating. "Mr. McCain, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber…

How can you forgive her? What she did was lick a donut and put it back. It's like double dipping a chip. You can do that. I don't care if she hated America, you do not touch or lick food if someone else is going to eat.

I hated these movies were because they were anti-sand propaganda used to disrupt the sand business and poison the minds of young beach goers everywhere.

We are not people? Hey everyone we are not people. The laws only apply to people. Where's my gun? I have some banks to visit!

I don't go straight for the ten. I go for the six and drink 'til she's an eight!.

Also, taken was a film reel labeled alternate ending: Luke's Father is Chewbacca.

Fellas, can't we both agree that you both screwed up you careers? Now give each other a hug and you can both talk about aliens and feminism or whatever.

"Why am I only getting Fox News on the TV?" Hotel Guest

Mr. Moore you are getting to a scary level of obsession now. I am little worried.

I will watch it even though Allison Tolman hasn't return any of my letters/pictures I have sent to her.

Episode 2: A violent debate breaks on if it's a mist, fog, smoke, or just hazy.

Does this mean they are going to China?

Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.