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People get opinion and truth mixed up sometimes. It happens. Fox News does it hourly, so no big deal. Right?

Exhibit C: Some Kodak film.

Do I get to poison a young child just like in the show?

Flash-forward to the season finale: Ranch over thrown with walkers, one of female cast members dies, Nick makes bad choices, and I question why I am still watching this show.

"She told me to mow the lawn. I know there is tornado behind me but I she said it's just cloudy and the lawn is in bad shape. She is right. I am wrong. Always wrong. Hey look the neighbors house flew by."

Time for inside jokes and hidden references which your girlfriend will not get, but you have to pretend to know nothing about too while both laughing and dying on the inside.

"Oh, you gave me extra olives. I was looking for something….No, this is fine. Can I speak to someone else? I know what I asked for! Look is Kevin in? He always gives me extra olives. Wait! Stop putting olives on my pizza!"

I get angry and break stuff when I listen to Limp Bizket's Break Stuff. It's just such a bad song it makes me want break something tonight.

Ms. Griffin, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may

Please do an episode with David Blaine. When he gets to bedroom, he will say in his monotone voice "this is where the magic" happens. And he pulls a hooker out from a pillow case.

Funny, he also calls the KGB artists.

If you left of the "for Fox" in the title, I would still believe it.

If The Onion did a story about miniature Rachel Maddows burst out of Phil Griffin's, Hannity would dedicate an hour on why it's funny. And the man knows funny.

Why would Vivid want us to be celibate?

She managed to upset Trump and GWAR? I'm kind of impressed on this one.

Don't worry the Bumblebee movie will have an extra 2 hours to compensate for The Last Knights shorter running time.

Is it too late to sign up for Elon Musk's rocket ship to Mars?

Meanwhile, Bill O'Reilly is interviewing a picture of Donald Trump taped to the end of a broom with a tape recorder of various Trumps quotes playing.

Give it a Dalek voice and I'm sold.

So much was left unanswered from the last episode. Like…uh……give me a second. I will think of one.