The locals eat shit?

We really do need a relief concert for these people. Think of the children!

We can do that? Okay guys I have list of names we need to start working on. Let's go! Teamwork Yeah!

This guy is winning tons of points with ladies. I sense he's not good with rejection.

Correction: the best flaming power bottom. Been told by many people. World class.

NBC will be with you in a moment to purchase your idea for a series.

Planned Parenthood gets a check for $100. The rest of the money was spent on a campaign letting people know they were donating money to Planned Parenthood and in no way shape or form promoting the show Mom.

That's nothing. Prince Charles has 3 sexy private investigators working for him. However, he only guides them through a speaker phone.

If anyone has ever said "Well, Alex Jones said" you are already in danger. Seek the nearest adult for help.

I talked to Les Moonvest and he liked some of idea for next season. He then asked for money

I want to be the Bad Boy. I never put shopping carts back. I put on my turn signal as I'm merging instead of before. I when someone sneezes I never say "bless you". Sometimes I don't tip 15%. Classic Bad Boy right here. Oh and the murders. Almost forgot about them.

"Now in this scene Batgirl fights Poison Ivy in the mud pit. Don't question my art!"

Just give him 20 dollars and he might go away. I say might because he might charge for condom he bought but never used. And the gas used to drive there. And the bottle of chloroform he bought.

Maybe not Janet Hubert…..

I had a sinkhole up in my school once. An Ancient Evil didn't come out but we did learn the janitor sleeps on premises.

I'm just glad they didn't go with that Bachelor Jr spin-off.

Hey America's Funniest Videos is still on! I guess America can't get enough of cute puppies, babies doing silly things, and long lasting, painful shots to the crotch to which people point and laugh at their misery as someone videos the whole thing so others can point and laugh too. I CAN'T HAVE KIDS AND YOUR LAUGHING…

Have they renewed Titus yet?

She writes a story on postcard and it makes thousands. I write story on a postcard and have to go court in three weeks. Talk about unfair.

Fake News. Kid purposely walked into his arm. Sad #Arrestchildren