Sorry KRS-One, were going to have to take some of your street cred back. Please turn in 3 pieces of bling as a punishment.

"It was a joke. When you give me that look, it's a joke" Donald Trump

Has he meet Clark Kent yet? I want an episode where they both date a girl named Martha.

When ever I visit George Bush's family, I am always in the Bushes, if you know what I mean. Those daughters are wild. High Five!
Sadly I was only in Billy Bush.

"Mr. Harvey your wife called and is said there is man holding a gun on her and …Oh sorry. I need to make an appointment. Is Thursday alright?"

Trump is a loser. You take one look at him and he's a slob. Haha haha haha.Uhhh. There's a Flower Bureau of Investigation van outside my house right now. I didn't order any flowers. A lot of black suits for Flower Delivery Guys.

"We have a celebrity on today's flight. A Mr. Bow Wowie. What? Oh Bow WOW!. Ladies and Gentleman. He is a world famous rapist. Sorry, RAPER. Sometimes I forget the difference. Also, today's film is Monster Trucks"

You act like there is something wrong with hiding in the bushes. I do it every day. In fact, I'm doing it right now. Oh, I like your shirt by the way.

How much would take to have Nick Grad add "The show will be geared to the family crowd. Nothing too explicit as we want a Deadpool everyone can enjoy. We are aiming for TV-14 or lower".

What's his after sex meal? Mine is fondue.

TLC is already working on a show for her when she gets out. Dancing to Freedom will be about one woman whose journey behind bars will move and touch the inner child in us all.

The "Catch Me Outside" girl will be one of the judges along with a Kardashian to be named at a later point.

"Bill, stop trying to have the President sleep with cast of Pretty Little Liars. No, we cannot kill Al Gore in this one. A talking pie?! Go sit in the corner!" James Patterson on working on the first chapter.

Good work FCC. See I keep my children up to watch Stephen Colbert for family time together. BUT NO MORE! I will just renew my subscription to Cinemax. At least they have programing we can watch as a family.

I was going to ignore this article, but I remembered that if you ignore Lena Dunham she gets mad. And you wouldn't like her when she's mad.

George Takei: How many trips can I take and is it limited to just barfing?

I will only watch if they name the band Night Crawlers.

***Brian Dunkleman sits by the phone***