They should get Mark Walberg to pitch it. Then he could be called the

This is Jalop-worthy economics.

“the new Motorola Razr will clock in at the eye-popping price of $1,500 retail (still less than foldable competitors Samsung Galaxy Fold at $1,980 or more and Huawei Mate X at $2,420)”

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Jalopnik is still great. I WANT io9 to be great again. 

They killed it without any warning or send-off on purpose, to show that they not only didn’t respect or value Splinter, but that they had open contempt for its content and its staff.

I loved Splinter / Deadspin because...

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I forgot how much I liked these until I flipped through these ads. Always like the taillights for some reason. That red one is CLEAN, and Grand Rapids is not far away.

Except this presidency is vastly different than any other before it, the Nixon adminstration being the only one comparable so far. It’s that kind of mentality that got us where we are now, this whole ‘They’re both bad. They both do it, hurr durr’ mentality, just because you’re too lazy to look up and learn what’s fact…

A Chevy will run badly for longer than most cars run. 

Wait, we can still comment on here?

Taking all that SUV size for granite. Drivers must have rocks for brains.

Those people look at a mountain of data they’ve never studied and likely cannot understand. Scary.

YOU KNOW WHAT IS ALSO DOING GREAT? THE STICK TO SPORTS BALL SITE. THEY EVEN GOT A GUY NAMED RATTO WRITING FOR THEM NOW. 

So if we just do this:

I want to see what happens if we feed it funbags.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

“Click on the ‘play’ button below to watch the video.”

Cool, I was wondering where those new articles on Deadspin were coming from.