‘Fargo’ is a great movie in a lot of ways but to me there’s one unsung way in which it should be respected: It’s the only movie I can think of in which a main character is pregnant through most of the movie and does not give birth. No adorable infant crying, no new beginnings, no deaths balanced by new life. Marge…

And not to mention her scene that had nothing to do with the case, the brutally awkward reunion with the high school ex. That was amazing.

My college boyfriend was from North Dakota. He and his family were pissed when this movie came out, “We don’t sound like that!” They sounded exactly like that.

You betcha.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

Does Blue Ivy’s jacket come in adult sizes? Asking for a friend.

I mean, a couple hours earlier they had war planes shoot through the sky as the national anthem ended (as they always do, for every single super bowl), but let’s not get political or anything!!!!

I can’t even be all that disgusted ‘cause I’m too busy laughing at Fox/wing nuts😂 Their tears are giving me life today!

Have a seat, Rudy. Have several. Have the whole damn stadium full.

...police officers who are the people who protect her and protect us, and keep us alive.

What got me was the “police officers who are the people who protect her and protect us, and keep us alive” quote, for two reasons:

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

“keep us alive.”

Somehow I don’t think “respect for police officers” is the answer to the whole police officers shooting unarmed citizens problem we have in this country. It’s kind of hard to respect an institution that keeps shooting your family, friends, and neighbors in the back on a regular basis. That’s just me though. I could be…

JFC

how “ridiculous” it was to have “a bunch of people bouncing around and all strange things.”

“Actually don’t even know why we have this. I mean, this is football,”

TL;DR

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

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