Hold the fucking phone. All age shit aside, are you telling me that this quad goddamn pregnancy is the result of regular old artificial insemination and not IVF? Like this 65 year-old woman was all, “might be my last chance to have one more maybe - off to the sperm bank” and she completely randomly got knocked up with…

For me it was 2am, watching the entire season of Pretty Wild on Netflix.

I’m pretty sure the one on the right is Rory Gilmore at a costume party.

I mostly agree, but I also feel for. When I watched that show I A) was like damn, girl, you need to open up to these people a LITTLE, or it’s not going to work, and B) kind of related to her situation. I have in-laws who are really genuinely lovely and loving people, but they are also what I think of as the emotional…

This is exactly what I came here to say. This is high performance art. This is the natural evolution of the troll. This is the bleeding edge of anonymous internetting, and fuck me if it’s not DELIGHTFUL.

The problem I have isn’t that she is a woman over 40 expressing her sexuality in an unapologetic way. The problem I have is that she is trading on youth and the dominant paradigm of youthful beauty to validate her sexiness. The “sexy at all ages” narrative sort of falls flat when it’s being sold with 20 year old…

But it's a sticky wicket though, isn't it?

Clicked on this just to see if you were okay.

When I was 17, I dated a 25 year-old, and I can now, looking back, confirm that it was indeed creepy, and not at all normal. *gavel*

Ha ha ha ha ha! Woooooord.

Theeeeeeere it is

My Time 2: Electric Boogaloo

You're a quiet genius a little bit

Lest we forget the talented up and coming side-eye artist, one Mr. Louis Bullock

Lots of song titles in parentheses (Today)

Honest to god, I think it's there to hide that unflattering place where a sat-upon butt meets a side-extended thigh. The minute I saw that there, I was like "oh I see what you're doing there, HiBal."

Totally fair, and I give myself this same talking-to every time I feel my heart rate go up about it. But honest question: If washing your hands and refraining from smearing bodily fluids on your face is all one needs to do to prevent transmission, how come a health worker who had been in full protective gear while…

Now this mass exodus has gone too far. WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Yupyupyupyupyup.

BLAMO.