This times a million. And for me, the moment was when she rapped about doing yoga and pilates, and drinking soy lattes. Everything since that moment has just been confirmation of one of the greatest pop culture disappointments of my generation.

I was just thinking that, and I'm a little surprised that Ginger, Get the Popcorn hasn't chimed in on this yet.

i KNOW. i am so disappointed in WFF's delivery of the "boo, you whore" line. that line is the entire movie.

I'm pretty sure he either came out voluntarily, or was publicly involuntarily outted. Either way, regardless of orientation, I think the rule of "try not to lewdly comment on your daughter's secondary sex characteristics on national television" still applies.

Yeah, this. This video brought back a rush of memories of some behind-the-scenes something or other (was it a VHI Behind the Music? Lord only knows) where her dad is talking about how relatively conservative that jeans and tied shirt outfit is, and goes on a really inappropriate tangent about how her boobs are…

SHE IS A REAL LIFE ROBIN SPARKLES!!!

Same. I love love love this website called LGBabyT.com, which has a bunch of (albeit boutique-priced) non-gendered, non-normative baby clothes and accessories. My favorite is a onesie that says, "I'm not flirting. I'm a baby."

I swear to god, I have no idea what the sentence "they make Paris Hilton look like Ivanka Trump" even means, but I am adopting it as my new post-modern, circular/reflective tail-eating slam. BOOM!

hold up. what do you mean, "neither of whom were actually orphans?" i'm ... did she ... oh god.

YEAH he does.

God bless you.

And ever seen him dressed as a woman? He's GORGEOUS. All 5'9" of my bisexuality would hit that TWICE.

Yup. That's how he publicly talks to and about the mother of two of his children, and the voluntary caretaker of two of his other children who were removed from his care.

Yep, I have one of those moms. It became a running joke with my friends that they'd come over, say hi to my mom, I'd leave the room to grab my jacket or something, and come back to the friend crying and talking about his or her inner-most feelings while my mother looked on sympathetically and said things in a gentle…

I second that emotion.

But who's going to write the nonfiction psychological thriller about Natalie Young? Because that shit I would read.

Ugh. Right there with you. Just last night I told my husband that I could "hold space for" his "experience." We both immediately got really weird looks on our faces.

Do you know what the rationale is behind this tradition? What is it supposed to represent? Why is it considered celebratory? What goes into making the decision between having guns at a wedding and not? I'm having a hard time understanding why people would take the risk.

oof. i couldn't watch past "you are not a good person, and everybody sees it, nick." why does that hurt my stomach so bad? this poor family.

WHAT?! I just LOST IT looking at this, and then looked again and LOST IT COMPLETELY all over again. Where the actual fuck did this come from? Is this a thing that people know about? Did you make this? What's he doing back there? Oh my GOD, WHAT ARE MY EYES SEEING??? I have a lot of questions, because this gif is…