well, he has a goal to do.

you're a grad student? are you, like me, spending inordinate, embarrassing lengths of time on jezebel instead of doing the writing you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW SERIOUSLY? because writing procrastination will totally bring out the Internet Detective in me.

yeah man. that story gave me the damp-eyes.

hang on. is claire the woman who yesterday mentioned in the comments that the following day (today), would be her first day back at work from maternity leave, and she would also be working with hillary clinton?

Ha ha hahahahaha! Holy shit. You know what my up-all-night 5 month-old DOESN'T need? COCAINE.

i'll be honest - i worry about sinead. not in that bynes/lohan wincing-right-before-the-car-crash way, but in that way that you worry about an old friend you've grown apart from, and you see them or hear about them and they just seem to be really struggling and lost. i just want you to be happy, sinead. i wish you…

He he he. Petered out.

fucking hell. this is so perfect.

I don't have a memory of PETA ever being cool (though I totally believe you that they were at one point). My first experience with PETA was, oh shit, almost 25 years ago when I was 9 years old and my grandmother took me to the symphony for the first time. She was wearing her fur coat, and we were walking up to the…

Right there with you. I get the sense that Khloe is hate watching the rest of them right along with me.

I read some quote of hers while I was pregnant where she said that her "birth plan" was to have a bottle of whiskey and a baseball bat awaiting her in the delivery room. She was my spirit doula, and I'm happy to share.

good luck! everyone's body is different (obvs), but for what it's worth, i had expected to be huddled over a toilet all day when i took it, but the only side effect i had was feeling freaked out. go be nice to yourself!

I love you.

can you remind me what the gay fish thing is about? i feel like i used to know this.

i'm 40 weeks pregnant, and my entire reproductive system just got up and ran out the front door.

MATERNITY PANTS 4 LYFE.

i hear what you're saying. i just don't agree. and i'm not trying to serve you bullshit so much as explaining how i heard the original question.

well, i don't agree that the original thought was the equivalent of "what if 1+1=56?" but that's kind of neither here nor there. i personally think that absolutely anything is worthy of a reasoned discussion, provided both people are going to be reasoned about it, and it seemed to me like this person was open to…

hm. well, i didn't see those. my point is only that i didn't find this question disrespectful on its face. i found it to be stated in a way that acknowledged that it wasn't coming from a super-informed place, and invited other people to weigh in. i'll go to bat for anyone who says "here's something i don't…

i'm taking your back HARD on this one. not because i think that drunk driving and getting sexually assaulted are analogous outside of a conceptual dialectic, but because you had a thought that i would guess a lot of people struggle with on some level, and you threw it out there for reasoned discussion. you seem…