You should really read the article before posting.

Counterpoint: The police actually *are* the enemy.

It’s a fucking piece of cloth. Fetishizing it accomplishes jack shit.

Cool. Now tell us about the‘Freedom’ the flag is purported to represent.

The cops are already proper God-fearing Christians, and their version of God says ‘Job well done, fellas’

I gotta tell ya, dude... this thread is one of the highlights of 2020 for me. 2 random gearheads pinpointing the precise details of a 55 year old toy car just as a matter of course.

Jalopnik works in mysterious ways.

Truth spoken.
There’re so many HotWheels grade paint jobs on the roads now... every day has at least one ‘WTF! I remember that colour’ moment.

Orange and yellow surfboards, right?

I’m pretty sure I had that HotWheels. It came with 2 surfboards that clipped onto the bed.

Did you read the article? He ran away before the cops got there.

Go into any First Nations community and start throwing the word ‘Pocahantas’ around as a pejorative.

Notice that the ‘machine gun’ that dude is taking a selfie with is actually made of wood and a horseshoe.

My father-in-law just bought a Bricklin that had been sitting derelict in a field for 10 years...

The East Texas Leprosy bump is legendary. Cornholing ‘dilloes is a long standing drunken good ol’ boy tradition.

You’re the president of your HOA, aren’t you?

I know, right? Your right to preserve property values totally trumps her right to keep her family from dying.

To schmucks like this guy a ‘producer’ is a guy who punches the pads on an MPC and rummages through Q’s back catalog looking for riffs to sample.

Do these schmucks not realize that ‘The Economy’ is dependent on the participation of the rest of the fucking world?

It’s ok to admit you don’t understand how the Covid 19 contagion vectors work.