You realize that closure orders differ from city to city and state to state, right?

I’ve seen many impeccably engineered mechanisms that prominently feature shear pins.

“I don’t see the big deal”

Oh bullshit. Show me the last time Jalop did anything remotely close to a Drudge Sirens BRAKING NOOOZ story.

Not. Their. Style.

Never has been

“... and nearly 8 hours behind Carscoops.”

Whingeing about Jalop not delivering up to the millisecond automotive news displays a base level lack of understanding of Jalopnick’s mission.

But at least it’s something to gripe about, I guess.

It’s almost like you don’t really understand Jalopnik.

That’s because you’re dumb.

Hope that helps!

Uh... perhaps yes.

Punching is the entire point of boxing. *Not* crashing is the point of racing.

One is totally reminiscent of the other, absolutely.

This is a really bad analogy, unless you actually think that crashes are the true objective of motorsports.

Here’s that attention you’re looking for.

Feel better?

This changes everything.

I’ll alert the press.

Bonded with my father-in-law when he found out I was a decent welder. I married into an old-school SCCA family.

It takes a lot to get Mike Shank angry, but he’s *pissed*.

The NSX cars were hit with 25K of added weight, turbo boost reduction from 2000 to its 7500 rpm redline, and -2.0L fuel capacity, down to 102.0L

And here you are, still whining, and attempting to justify the whining with the most utterly convoluted pseudo-intellectual rationalizations ever committed to type.

But when distilled to it’s essence, whining is exactly what you are doing.

Grow up.

“If they think the worse of me, well it’s no great loss to me, is it?”

You’ve repeatedly complained that people assume you’re a racist because you’re demanding that Lovecraft’s racism no longer be part of the conversation. It would appear to be very much of a concern to you.

Are you equally incensed that people still talk about Hitler being a genocidal madman, or that people still repeatedly point out that Rob Liefeld can’t draw feet?

“Remove the political bullshit and you have a open field where those that have ideas beyond the box. When they gain traction, exposure and just might be viable why shouldn’t they be explored?”

It’s an OK Trump impersonation, but the vocabulary is a bit too advanced.

The incoherence level is pretty much spot on though.

“I shouldn’t have to, continually, apologise for Lovecraft’s racist and supremacist attitudes”

No one’s forcing you to. You’ve undertaken this task on your own volition, despite having made numerous assertions that you don’t actually care about his racism.

Why are you doing this?