Don’t be so quick to assign responsibility for her achievements to ‘the adults’ who, in your mind, should be treating every one equally. She’s a superhumanly skilled athlete, and the system is built to support her kind.

VPN into IMSA TV from Europe or Asia

You can watch the Rolex on ImsaTV if you VPN in from Europe or Asia.

Superhumans walk among us.

Rafe isn’t stupid. He’s just playing to the rubes.

Ohio is really fucking racist.

No one cares about your boner.

The pardon was for shit he did in the past. It doesn’t cover fresh fuckery like this.

‘Coup’ doesn’t mean what you think it means.

This changes everything.

“The cars should be so powerful to make professional drivers nervous, and Gentleman Racers piss in their driver suits.”

Absolutely correct.

“Kimbo Slice”

Wheels are the last gear in the transmission. Change wheels size, fuck up all your ratios.

You’re suggesting that a poodle is not a dog.

Vacuuming shit seems like a really bad idea.

Be sure to get the soles clean.

Once you have a name and a beef, you can buy beats from randos on Craigslist for 5 bones, then...

I’m in Dayton too... I’ll sweeten the bribe pot with a grinder of pecan smoked organic ultrahot pepper flakes from this years harvest.