Mr. Fancy TV-Chef thinks he's all classy now and drinks only GLORYBOY drinks now.
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That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.
This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.
No, but I did see Magary imitating Fire Joe Morgan over at KSK for years. And since this is clearly all tongue-in-cheek between people I'm sure get along just fine, I'm pretty sure you're the punter.
I don't have cable, either. What did Beavis make, anyway?
Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."
“Who the fuck is Drew Magary?”
Done.
Maybe, much like he assumed they’d provide the cutlery, he assumed they’d have a wardrobe?
At least his kids are still too young to know they're supposed to be embarrassed by their dad, right? If they're young enough this is going to be a highlight of their childhoods, at least it would have been for me.
Even though he won I feel like it’s a huge loss for him. Every time he survived a round meant he had to get more screen time. And every second on screen was the most embarrassingly dorky dad thing that has ever existed. WHO GOES ON TV WITH THAT SHIRT?! He says he got rid of the shirt since then, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE…
No undershirt under a polo. He should be in Gitmo for that.
Reading these replies, my approximate reaction is...
Plus you can shove the tortillas up your ass.
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The last couple seasons have been really great. But the only thing that’s going to get me to get over Sid Fucking Bream is a World Series trophy.
I lived in Pittsburgh for 8 glorious (no snark) years, and had the opportunity to go to many pirate games. The team was terrible, but going to a game was great - amazing stadium, fantastic view, tons of free stuff and tantalizing gimmicks, nice people, decent food. The best was Fireworks nite, which, if you’ve been…
There’s nothing America loves more than a winner who has suffered and, Lord knows, the Pittsburgh Pirates have…
Not technically a child, but my girlfriend found it uproariously hilarious that she made a bunch of construction paper "E"s in brown paper and put them in a tinfoil covered pan, telling everyone she brought brownies.