1. Any other beer ever made

a colloquial term for Customs and Border Protection, perhaps? Tim, can you spell everything out for us next time?

Just wonderyng.

I'm not aware of the exact instant that cargo shorts stopped being popular and started being hated, but it was an instant, and it had no predication whatsoever.

and what has Tomlin done to show that he deserves to keep his job?

In the last five years, the Steelers have made the Super Bowl once (losing to the Packers), made the Wild Card game once (losing to Tim F'ing Tebow), and missed the playoffs three out of the last five seasons. Now I'll concede that you're not going to…

Lots of Yinzers now saying the same thing about Tomlin.

That reminds me... I haven't watched "Beetlejuice" in a while.

RESPE6T

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Having escorted Rory to the 2011 Masters, Wozniacki was unfazed by a final round collapse.

He looks like a steer to me

And I thought the Dead Wrestler of the Week feature was no more.

Lucas Marcelli's father Bryan said the four only planned on taking a quick sightseeing trip around Cleveland.

Next year, instead of typing up this article. They should just link it back to this comment.

"Actually get to cover the team on a daily basis" - translation: "I have a poorly-spelled blog that my mom reads. Sometimes she'll ask her book club to click on the link, just to show support. The only reason ESPN haven't asked me to write full time is nepotism, though."

No, it's not. If it was written "in jest", it would be 1) funny and 2) no really that's the only requirement for something to be in jest.

I hate that I am also a Steelers fan and now I have to be associated with you.

We have by far the worst and the most delusional fanbase in the entire league. That's right, I said it. These assholes make me ashamed to support the Steelers. Most of these assholes don't realize that our last losing season occurred in 2003 when we finished 6-10. That means that there is an entire generation of…

Nice grammar there, teacher.