Oh man. That’s...

In that case it was last fall. I’m 37 years old and can’t remember ever misjudging what felt to be a sure-fire, no-doubt fart before. Fortunately I was home alone at the time, but I’ve been questioning everything I know about my own biology ever since.

Like, full-blown shit? Or does unintentional sharting count?

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I read it correctly and expected a totally different video.

Actually, the last sentence wasn’t grammatically a sentence at all, so it wasn’t obviously anything.

Really? I had no doubt that I shouldn’t show this to my kid until I read your comment. He’s seen TDK, I didn’t think it was that bad at all.

Yes, those are clearly the only two options. There is no grey area, it’s either Zach Snyder or Grown Ups III. THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN!!!!!@!!!!llLL!Ll!LL@hjfdsakgslhjalsdkjgfhalskdjfhlaksjdfhl!!!

You seem to not know the meaning of certain words like “obsess” and “hate.” I’d be happy to point you to some online dictionaries should you not be able to find them on your own.

Yeah, I know. I definitely got a sense from what I’ve read/heard that this wouldn’t be like Arrow/Flash, and I knew I should investigate further before diving in. The response is surprisingly unanimous. Not one single person said, “Sure, it’s fine for your kid.”

Right?! It’s completely baffling and “creepy” to express an opinion that a film involving a beloved character that was extremely important to one’s childhood appears to be low quality.

Really? Oh thank god!

Replying to myself because there were so many replies, but wanted to thank all of you for replying. I watch Arrow, Flash, and S.H.I.E.L.D. with my kids, but I had a sense this one would be too much. Thanks for confirming.

“Polarizing” = “a likely serial killer.”

Yeah, and Airplane! was and is pretty f’ing great too, but by the 254th parody movie I was pretty sick of that genre as well.

Well put. Joyless and draining is exactly what I expect.

LOL, thanks for that!

Thanks for the suggestion!

Yep, I caught that too.

Totally. This constant dark and brooding shit is going to be laughed at as “so 2010’s” one day. Just awful.