Like, full-blown shit? Or does unintentional sharting count?

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I read it correctly and expected a totally different video.

This is the correct answer.

I guess, but I struggle with equating "good with money" to caring about a friend having a job or the quality of roads. (I also struggle with equating "inheriting a shit ton of money" to "good with money.")

Seriously, what am I missing? In context he's saying, essentially,

So...in the mouth then?

Roger Goodell: “Wait for it...”

Great column, as always, but...

I love that it’s the other team shown going ape-shit over that move. That was bad-ass.

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If I get interrupted while reading a GM article one more time by Steve Nash in a wig drinking a stubby Coors Light bottle or whatever I may end up being Hernandez’s cellmate.

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

It’s a long, cylindrical, warm, lubricated device that goes on the penis. When you pump it back and forth rapidly, it measures the stiffness of the penis to find out if you get erections.

I don’t believe it.

Seconded. I even read Burneko's basketball posts despite the fact that I have never been interested in basketball. They are both just damn fine wordsmiths.

But everything I learned by watching Dexter tells me that all they had to do was type “Darren Sharper” into the box and all of that information would have been presented to them within fractions of a second.

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Very, very soon.

There’s no word yet on exactly how many portable toilets will be trucked into the stadium in time for tonight’s game, or where exactly they will be located.