Looks very good, thanks!

Actually, it's about ethics in fast food journalism.

Ok, serious one:

Did somebody call me?

That's better than adequate!

hemanwomanhatersclub.kinja.com

How do I stop surfing the web and start getting some actual work done?

inching toward 40.

can't finish at the rim

That's the most upsetting use of an ineligible receiver since Mark Chmura.

There's no need to bring third parties into this.

She also then smiles and talks to other people.

Most definitely.

She looks just like my wife when I approach her mouth with a little stick.

He'd have been promoted a heckuva lot sooner if he were "Tom Craggs."

The story is almost too good to be real—so good as to make you stop to wonder how it can possibly be true given the stories about how ridiculously hands-on Roger Goodell is.

You bastards!

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