That cartoon looks shockingly like Chaffetz.

And that little shit-weasel Chaffetz is going to do fuck-all about it. And he has the nerve to say he doesn’t want to waste taxpayer dollars until he knows he has to.

We are all about to find out what happens when oligarchs are allowed to run the system. Trump appears to be promoting a brazenly kleptocratic agenda. If there ever was a time for Hamilton Electors, this is it (so far there are seven).

Well, they’re right.

I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).

I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

I’m willing to bet that there has been a lot of work done behind the scenes. A fair bit of sausage making that isn’t shown to the public.

If ETP and SXL start drilling again in defiance of the Army Corp of Engineers, then the Governor of North Dakota and the local sheriff will surely have to go after them with water cannons, dogs, rubber bullets, and orders to evacuate, right? Right? Because they care about laws and stuff.

What is the most immediate form of payback you have actually witnessed?

If you are feeling adventurous go to a thrift. I find all of my best clothing treasures there. Look around in the men’s sweaters. I’ve got some fixes for sleeves that are too long.

Happy Saturday Social, all! After several months away, I’m slowly coming back to the Jez community. I’d love to hear what everyone has been up to!

Mandatory Simpsons

Absolutely everything is possible. It’s fascinatingly scary😖

Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

He’s totally going to visit North Korea. It’s happening because why wouldn’t it?

much in the same way that words have meaning, donald, actions have consequences.

My partner is convinced that all his claims of rigged elections during the campaign were a ruse to get Hillary Clinton to agree to accept the results, because he knew that the election was being rigged in his own favor somehow.

But but butbutbut doesn’t he WANT those “millions of illegal voters” exposed? Is he going to let all that “widespread voter fraud” go undiscovered and unpunished? I thought he said we have a fraud problem— therefore, the only thing to do is recount the votes!

Why even bother?!!?!?!?! Seriously, what is he so afraid of?