A poisonous dust, killing the poor soul who had the misfortune of opening it, with the dust forming the face of Bowser in the air before dissipating into the ether

The headline calling it a tragedy makes it sound like the goddamn cards were laced with anthrax or something. 

This is exactly what I thought was going to happen

I think it’s a common issue that collectors don’t talk about. Old stuff is often in bad shape, even if it is sealed. I collected some He-Man and Spider-Man toys that were all sealed and pretty old a few years back, all of it ended up being junk once opened. The He-Man figures had rotten rubber bands in their legs, and…

52000000 card pickup.

Al Bundy approves.

all that seal meant was that the developer paid nintendo the expensive licensing fee in order to publish their game for the nintendo.

there were a few developers that voided this, illegally selling their games as third party to rental stores and what not, and you could always tell them apart because the cartridge was…

Yea I was hoping they would disintegrate like a weenie tot.

That seal of quality was a crock of shit.

The dramatist in me hoped that as soon as the package opened, the cards would turn to dust and fade into the wind.

Puts a whole other significance into

They don’t make ‘em like they used to...thankfully, in this case.

Yeahhhh I think it has more to do with the fact that she’s so teensy and that pool is so enormous. And that she is a national treasure and honestly? I need a wholesome story like this. Please just let me have one nice thing without trying to twist it into “how will the short little black lady swim”—the fact that you…

Pretty sure this article is in the same vein as the RBG articles, and not meant to be taken seriously at all, and has nothing to do with Biles being black, more to do with her being an irreplaceable national treasure that must be protected at all costs. 

My jaw seriously dropped when I got to that part. Why the fuck would you think Simone Fucking Biles is at risk of drowning?? Presumably she CAN swim if she is investing in this pool, so suggesting she can’t is... not a good look.

Is this a safe space to share that I make a stock from KFC remains/leftovers and then use that for noodle soup?

Still single, ladies.

I consistently have leftover chicken wings. However, the amount of meat left on the bones of the header picture is offensive to me.

“leFtOver CHicKen wINgs??? nEVeR hEArd oF tHEm????”

When a steak is in any way even slightly overcooked, I’ll only eat it with steak sauce.

Sorry, no bizarre food habits here. If it’s food, and you put it in front of me, I will eat it. As a result, I’m also the worst person to ask how good something tastes.