End the drug war. Nearly everything else will follow.

The military toys that money buys will eventually work their way to the nation’s police forces, who will need them to keep order with the increasing number of people pissed off about all their income going to insurance yet still not being able to afford proper healthcare. So it’s for the good of the nation, you see.

I don’t know.

More or less transcendent than Ecto cooler?

Frank Stallone?

Maybe i just haven’t played OW enough, but in my experience compared to LoL the toxicity is child’s play.

What could have been....

The convention for AV Club gimmick posters is to choose a username to clue in other readers to their shtick. While I applaud the effort put into this post, it would get the point across better if you changed your username to Underground Man.

How do they work?

I’m listening.

Sadly, you are right. The giant douches and the turd sandwiches provide plenty of fuel all on their own.

Sadly, you are right. The giant douches and the turd sandwiches provide plenty of fuel all on their own.

They’re all gonna laugh at you

It’s Babu!

“It’s the liberal beacon of the Midwest” he says.

I have a craving for a Sprite, for some reason.

What are the odds his cause of death will be ‘impaled through eyeball after falling’?

It’s over here, in my van.

In other words, there were more balloons on sewer grates in that town than there are comments on most post-kinja AV Club articles.

Kucinich was.