its the ski lady and its not even close

Absolute Moo-nit

oh god the divorced stepdads have escaped rivals.com

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

That would definitely make me laugh  

I can’t remember the last time I deliberately watched a MNF game that didn’t involve my favorite team. The matchups always seem to be shitty, and the games even worse - it seems like NBC gets the better of the matchups. It used to be required viewing. But there are Thursday night games. On Saturday I can watch any…

GTFOH. Firing Tim Beckman didn’t damage Illini football. A dead horse doesn’t get any deader when you shoot it.

Upton Sinclair

Let him shit on the self for the full season.

The moral of the story is that being a Wizards fan is an exercise in self owning.

Curtilage... Sounds like Charles Barkley describing his knee

I still feel trolled, though. Scrolling all the way down there on a mobile device and getting, well, that. At first I thought he did it for the entire east, but no, just raps/wiz.

Look on the bright side—at least you were able to execute that trade.

Our ability to feel any sense of joy was traded for a third-round pick in 2019.

What’s worse is that this highlight appeared exactly the same on every Sinclair station.

They have seen in recent years their peers die, the latest Tom Benson from New Orleans, and last year Dan Rooney from Pittsburgh, and mortality is driving a hunger and sprint for rapid turnarounds and more valiant championship-thinking and movement.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

When asked what he thought about The Weeknd, Tim Kurkjian thought that the Marlins might pick up a win on Sunday.

You know the NBA has reached next level tanking when players are compelled to fight because their opponent had the gall to “try.”

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