J.J Watt: “Wait you can do that?”

“Dammit”

this made me LOL out loud

“My son will only play with the Lakers” - Jerry Buss

Ernie’s egregious FA mistakes plus a first rounder he would probably fuck up for a dude that can shoot the lights out. Seems fair to me!

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

Honestly, a Knicks-level public meltdown from the Lakers would be absolutely hilarious and I am really looking forward to it.

Isiah Thomas tweeted eyes and it cost Dolan and MSG $11.6 million.

Are you telling me that the WNBA is holding the secret to life, the universe and everything? No wonder nobody has learned it yet.

Dude if he didn’t learn by elementary school that the earth is round then maybe this whole Betsy Devos thing won’t be much of a change

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Yeah but you can order Papa John’s online, pay and tip ahead of time and not actually have to talk to a living human being.

Yeah. Point out to all of those conservatives that there are some discrepancies between the economic policies they selfishly support and the words and teachings of Jesus Christ that they purport to follow.

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

Still ended up better than most of my relationships that began on OKC

He didn’t have the alcohol and violence problem until after he’d seen the Knicks play.

I hope someone bodyslams Dolan from space into the core of the goddamn earth.

This reminds me of the movie, “The Quick and the Dead.” When Mr. Harris kills his sycophant for doing what he was told. https://youtu.be/Psl57DHHUSs

And succeeding!

I feel like if he doesn’t make it as a football coach, he’ll be a very successful suicidal cult leader.