When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Time for some other guys:

Y’know, I was going to say, “Oh my god, I’m a human, too!”

Somewhere, George Karl is beaming with pride.

His dad, a former athlete himself, was so proud.

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

“The Cardinals Lost Their Seventh Game”

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Tim Duncan has been pretty much non-existent for the Spurs this season, and they are still 18-5.

King’s tweet is the biggest burn of this story.

“I know, right? I didn’t know you could get tied up in the NFL!”

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

You can tell the NFL is serious about their week of supporting activism given their charitable effort to not schedule a Browns game.

The ejection was bullshit, but the Clippers are stupid if they don’t realize they’ve brought this on themselves.

Totally disagree. I think his clarifications on Castro (http://deadspin.com/to-be-fair-kaeparnick-wasn-t-wearing-the-show-for-cast-1789469478) are reasonable.

He can get his real name back when he doesn’t suck ass.