Those fans can’t melt real teams!

That’s an interesting thought. My boyfriend and I speculated that it may have something to do with NBA teams being so much smaller than football teams, and basketball coaches spending so much more time with their players than football coaches do. Maybe they really get to know their teams as PEOPLE, you know?

Kinda hypocritical given his expressed interest in wall formations!

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.

I don’t know about shooting, but I’m pretty sure I taught Brandon Knight everything he knows about blocking dunks.

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

I’m so sick of this conspiracy bullshit. Everyone either saw it live or on televised broadcast. Those girls were plenty hot enough to melt Kevin Ware’s tibia.

I’m surprised there isn’t a worn out path in my carpet. Everybody that comes over knows, if it’s a Stars game, the Cup or the Series, I’m pacing like a mofo.

They’re not 1-5 because they’re starting two rookie quarterbacks.

When your career is wrapping up and you pretty much suck, take the paycheck and head to FS1, the MLS of television.

That’s what made Vin Baker so good, he never let himself get hung over.

Maya Moore is the truth. There are WNBA players who are better at one or two things than she is, but Moore is without a doubt the best all-around player in the WNBA.

i thank him for his service.

I think that pass was well earned. My grandpa was on an aircraft carrier. Where’d yours serve?

Reaching, 10 yard penalty resulting in a Kinja first down.

McDonald’s sacks are downright dangerous.

I’m tired of how these players are such big sissies about playing with their injuries today.

Dak’s out for Haramburgers.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”